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Can I help you at all?650
Um, yes, exotic surface goods... here, have a look at our wares...189
How about you?176
So, do you want to buy anything?171
Um... wood. It, er, grows on trees?169
There you go!159
Hello, bold adventurer! Can I interest you in some swords?39
Why yes, here is one of our finest swords.8
I also sell other weapons if you are interested.8
Come back if you need any.2
I don't trust him, not after he's sent his men round to threaten us.1
Did you know, we've had four different thugs come round and threaten us if we don't join them.1
We'll carry on as normal with the store. Business as usual!1