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Can I help you?1,980
And I suppose you believe them, goblin-lover?1,108
%USERNAME%! You and your goblin friend have interfered for the last time! Guards, kill them!1,098
Curse you, %USERNAME%, and your goblin friend! You win this time, but we will meet again!1,085
There was recently some damage to the castle cellar. Part of the wall has collapsed.1,072
What more proof do we need? Nasty, smelly goblins have been living under our feet all this time! We must crush them at once!1,054
We meet again, %USERNAME%!1,046
At last I have defeated you, you filthy goblin!1,023
What's happening? That weapon is overcoming Saradomin's protection! You've taken away the last of my prayer energy!982
Bah! You win again, %USERNAME%! But someday, somehow, I will have my revenge!974
Good news, brothers! Our tunnel from the water mill cellar has reached the cave goblin tunnels, and the last shipment of machinery is on its way from Keldagrim.932
Any moment now the first dwarf train will come thundering down this tunnel and crush you! And then the goblins and the dwarves will go to war!929
Of...of course not! The goblins must have, um, dropped the silverware as they ran away.877
Yes your grace, but if there is any possibility that this is a goblin incursion then we should take that possibility very seriously!871
Ha ha ha ha ha!840
The Duke insists that it was an earthquake, but I think some kind of monsters are to blame.815
I'll need to take some of the low-level members to help unload the machinery at the Lumbridge water mill.810
Then it must have been stolen!809
Soon the mighty River Lum will wash away those evil goblins forever!803
Prattle on, goblin.802
Soon you will be destroyed!799
But don't you see it was for the best? For goblins to be living under our feet like this... ugh. It doesn't matter how civilized they are: all sub-human species must be wiped out!798
Horrible, thieving goblins have broken into our cellar! We must retaliate immediately!778
First we should wipe out the goblins east of the river, then we can march on the goblin village to the north- west...775
That doesn't matter! You said yourself that goblins couldn't have made that, so they must have stolen it from somewhere.775
No, YOU'RE the monster! That's why you and all your filthy species must die!748
You should ask other people around the town if they saw anything.703
You can never defeat me! I've been training my Combat by killing goblins around Lumbridge!625
This time your goblin friend cannot help you. You are on your own and have no way to overcome my prayers!605
Don't even think about it, %USERNAME%! Make one move and I'll slit her throat!584
Your little goblin friend has a role in my plan! I'm taking her to the tunnel we've built from the Lumbridge Swamp Caves to the new dwarven train track.554
When the cave goblins find that the dwarven train has killed their hero, there will be war between them! Saradomin's chosen children can watch as two vile underground races wipe each another out!529
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!525
Your grace, this is the adventurer who defeated the dragon Elvarg. I think you should listen to him.384
A goblin? This validates my suspicion! We should tell the Duke!317
Your grace, this adventurer took that talisman you discovered to Sedridor the head wizard. I think you should listen to her.270
It is unknown to me, your grace. But the fact it is there is enough to prove Hans's story. It must have been dropped by a goblin as it fled.225
Your grace, this is the adventurer who defeated the dragon Elvarg. I think you should listen to her.212
You win this time, %USERNAME%. But I will have my revenge!211
It is unknown to me, your grace. But the fact it is there is enough to prove Bob's story. It must have been dropped by a goblin as it fled.209
Your grace, this adventurer took that talisman you discovered to Sedridor the head wizard. I think you should listen to him.206
I'll get you, %USERNAME%, if it's the last thing I do!202
...And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky adventurer!201
It is unknown to me, your grace. But the fact it is there is enough to prove Father Aereck's story. It must have been dropped by a goblin as it fled.199
It is unknown to me, your grace. But the fact it is there is enough to prove the cook's story. It must have been dropped by a goblin as it fled.189
Your goblin friends will wish you'd never helped them, %USERNAME%! I'll make them beg me to kill them quickly!119
You'll rue the day you decided to help those cave goblins, %USERNAME%!112
Your filthy goblin friend Zanik will get her due soon. You can't protect her all the time!92
So, you've come to mock me, %USERNAME%? But I'll have the last laugh!92
I asked you to talk to people around Lumbridge to see if any of them know what happened in the cellar.76
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, %USERNAME%? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!70
I pity you, %USERNAME%. You've spent so much time with goblins you're barely even human any more!65
So you've brought a friend down here to mock me, %USERNAME%? Well soon I will be the one mocking you!65
The priceless Lumbridge Silverware! It comes out only on special occasions. It was kept in storage in the cellar, but now the goblins have stolen it.58
I hear the Duke has a task for an adventurer. Otherwise, if you want to make yourself useful, there are always evil monsters to slay.58
That doesn't matter. You'll never find it, because the goblins took it. So you can't stop the war!56
Yes, I am! And I'm not ashamed of it! Those cave goblins are an abomination in the eyes of Holy Saradomin!42
But I have another plan to destroy them. Soon Johanhus and I will be meeting to discuss the details.41
And there's nothing you can do about it!41
See, it was goblins! You should tell the Duke.30
I'm the Duke's advisor.25
I only advise the Duke. But if you want to make yourself useful, there are evil goblins to slay on the other side of the river.24
You see, your grace? It is a goblin attack!21
I don't see how there can be any more doubt. You should tell the Duke at once!21
The Duke asked you to investigate the damage in the cellar. I hope you can find the monsters that are behind this!21
What?18
You see, your grace? I told you goblins were behind this!16
Well, so what if I am? It's not a crime.14
You should tell the Duke about anything you have learned.12
Well they would say that, wouldn't they?6
I... I... You're lying! I don't know what you're talking about.5
The Duke told you to take that brooch to the Varrock Library to identify the symbol.4
At last, proof that goblins are behind this! You should tell the Duke at once!2
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Boop Bopper? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
Don't even think about it, RB8T2n8c2RT2! Make one move and I'll slit her throat!1
We meet again, RB8T2n8c2RT2!1
Bah! You win again, RB8T2n8c2RT2! But someday, somehow, I will have my revenge!1
Curse you, RB8T2n8c2RT2, and your goblin friend! You win this time, but we will meet again!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Mr Mafia? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Iron Lowdrop? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Cheng Dawei? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, iiTz Nothing? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Viral DNA? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Chrispy- sama? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Iron Jonty? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1
I bet you think you've beaten me, don't you, Block Unit? My plans for destroying your goblin friends are just beginning!1