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Hmm, well, mmm, do you have a family crest? I keep track of every Gielinor family, you know, so I might be able to find yours.3,727
I'm also something of an, mmm, a painter. If you've met any important persons or visited any nice places I could paint them for you.3,137
Hmm? What's that, young man? What can I do for you?2,662
What is your name?2,282
Mmm, %USERNAME%, let me see...2,274
Would you like a portrait or an, mmm, a landscape? Or a map, maybe?1,336
Mmm, very well. Changing your crest will cost 5,000 coins.1,305
Hmm? What's that, young woman? What can I do for you?1,212
There are sixteen different symbols; which one would you like?1,096
There you go.1,074
Mmm, well, I can paint a few places. Where have you had your adventures?956
That will be, mmm, 2000 coins please.920
Ah, the great god Saradomin! May he smile on your house as you adorn it with his symbol!858
You're welcome, my boy.584
You're welcome, my girl.303
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of Asgarnia.236
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of Varrock.224
Well, I don't think you have any noble blood, but I see that your ancestors came from Misthalin, so that can be your crest.220
Well, I don't think you have any noble blood, but I see that your ancestors came from Kandarin, so that can be your crest.220
Mmm, well, there are a few portraits I can paint. I can only let you have one if you've got some connection with that person though. Who would you like?216
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of Misthalin.210
Well, I don't think you have any noble blood, but I see that your ancestors came from Varrock, so you can use that city's crest.208
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of Kandarin.206
That will be, mmm, 1000 coins please.201
Well, I don't think you have any noble blood, but I see that your ancestors came from Asgarnia, so that can be your crest.185
Mmm, yes, ah, I have painted maps of the known world on several different sizes of parchment. Which size would you like?117
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of Saradomin.111
I see you are a mighty dragon-slayer! You have certainly earned the right to wear a dragon symbol.71
According to my records, your crest is a dragon.55
Guthix, god of balance! I'm a Saradominist myself, you know, but we all find meaning in our own way, what?31
The god of Chaos? It is a terrible thing to worship that evil being. But if that is what you wish...24
You wish to represent yourself by a moneybag? I think to make that meaningful I should increase the price to 500,000 coins. Do you agree?20
Mmm, well, see you some other time maybe.19
A symbol of death? You do not seem like a killer to me; perhaps some other symbol would suit you better.19
You do not seem to be very devoted to any god. I will not let you have a divine symbol unless you have level 70 prayer.18
According to my records, your crest is the Shield of Arrav symbol.14
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of Zamorak.14
Ah yes, the shield that you helped to retrieve. You have certainly earned the right to wear its symbol.12
Do you have some connection with the prince and princess? I wouldn't want to give out their picture to just anyone?12
Ah yes, our new neighhours under Lumbridge. I hear you were the one who made contact with them, jolly good.12
Of, of course you can have a skull symbol, sir!11
Hmm, mmm, yes, everyone likes pretty fairies.11
Thank you very much! You may now use a money-bag as your symbol.10
Ah, splendid, splendid. There is no better symbol than that of our fair land!10
According to my records, your crest is a skull.9
First things first, young man! There is not much point in having a family crest if you cannot display it. You should train construction until you can build a wall decoration in your dining room.9
Mmm, I'm not sure you've had enough adventures in Isfadar to deserve a painting of it.8
Ah, the fair land of Lumbridge and Varrock.8
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of Guthix.8
Of, of course you can have a skull symbol, madam!7
According to my records, your crest is a fairy.7
Ah, I see you've brought a toy horse for me to see. An interesting beast. Certainly you can use that as your crest if you like, although it seems a bit strange to me.6
First things first, young woman! There is not much point in having a family crest if you cannot display it. You should train construction until you can build a wall decoration in your dining room.6
Well, mmm, maybe some other time, mmm?6
Well we can't have just any pauper using a money-bag as a symbol, can we? You'll have to choose a different symbol.5
Mmm, I'm not sure you've had enough adventures in Morytania to deserve a painting of it.5
Hmm, I'm not sure I like that HAM group, their beliefs are a little extreme for me. But if that's what you want.5
According to my records, your crest is a horse.5
Our neighbours in the west? Very good, very good.5
According to my records, your crest is the Dorgeshuun brooch.4
Mmm, I'm not sure you've had enough adventures in the world to deserve that map.4
A horse? I know people talk about them, but I'm not at all sure they ever existed. I don't think I could let you use one as your symbol unless you can fetch me some kind of model of one.4
A Jungle Ogre, eh? Odd beast, very odd.4
Mmm, I'm not sure you've had enough adventures in the desert to deserve a painting of it.4
According to my records, your crest is the symbol of the HAM cult.3
Mmm, I'm not sure you've had enough adventures in Karamja to deserve a painting of it.3
Ah, Varrock, a fine city!3
Have you ever been to Keldagrim? I think I'd need you to jog my memory...2
According to my records, your crest is a bag of money.2
Do you have, mmm, a connection with King Arthur? He wouldn't like me to just give his picture to anyone.2
Mmm, I'm not sure you've had enough adventures in Lumbridge to deserve a painting of it.1
When the dragon on Crandor Isle remains undefeated? I think you should prove yourself a dragon-slayer before you can wear a dragon symbol!1
Hmm, have you ever even met the Dorgeshuun? I don't think you should wear their symbol until you have made contact with that lost tribe.1