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Good day Proselyte. Is there anything I can do for you?3,539
Jolly good show on getting into the White Knights, what?2,265
Jolly good show! Now, the training grounds location is a secret so...1,906
Here we go! Mind your head!1,904
Oops, ignore the smell! Nearly there!1,901
And... Here we are! Best of luck!1,899
Very careless of you, what? Here, take another, but be careful of this one!1,732
Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.1,537
Ah, %USERNAME%! Amik told me all about you, dontchaknow! Spiffing job you did with the old Black Knights there, absolutely first class.1,386
Now how can I help you young fellow?1,235
Well, a top-notch filly like yourself is just the right sort we've been seeking for our organisation.1,160
We've got your back %USERNAME%. Now you show that dragon what for!1,158
So, are you ready to begin testing?1,049
Greetings, %USERNAME%. Anything to report?1,021
Ah, what ho! Back for another go at the old testing, what?1,006
Hmm, go on.981
Oh dear, that is a shame. Please go on.981
Ahh, the Mother Mallum. Dear-oh-dear, this isn't good news at all.981
Excellent! That should delay her plans somewhat. If she follows the same pattern as last time, the important figures of Gielinor will be her next targets.980
I think we are going to have to increase our surveillance somewhat.980
Tish, pashaw and nonsense. It's about time you were rewarded for your work.976
Ta ta, old bean.975
Oh, jolly bad luck, what? Not quite the brainbox you thought you were, eh?943
Oh, jolly well done! Your performance will need to be evaluated by Sir Vey personally, but I don't think it's going too far ahead of myself to welcome you to the team!922
This wouldn't be that old relic being stolen from Entrana would it?856
Good that confirms our own intel and with the designs for that weapon we can work on some tactics.855
Part of the business, what do you know about what went on?854
Not yet, but we'll be in touch. Oh and don't worry about that relic, we'll get it back somehow!854
Ha ha ha, no. At least not yet anyway, we need to know more about what we're dealing with. We still don't know who the monk was and where he got that orb from.853
Of course dear gal. I can sell you up to Proselyte level items only I'm afraid.852
Well, now that you are a White Knight we can process your application form correctly.822
Already done, old bean! The scales of justice never sleep.815
What? Ah, no actually. We're sending you to Ardougne.804
Hmm, what's happening in Ardougne?798
No, no, no, nothing happening in Ardougne. However, there is something going on in Witchaven to the south-east of Ardougne.794
Haw, Haw, Haw, very funny old bean. I need you to report to Col O'Niall in Witchaven. He's a retired Temple Knight, but his clearance is still active. He will be able to fill you in.792
Now how can I help you young mistress?783
information and plan ahead.711
Why don't you relax a little and tell Sir Tiffy what's wrong, hmm?707
Haw Haw Haw!707
I only wish it were under better circumstances.696
So, with immediate effect, I am promoting you within the Temple Knights. Congratulations!691
Seeing as you already have a familiarity with the sea slugs, I am going to place you personally in charge of this mission.690
Now, with this promotion comes some new responsibilities. In due time you will have access to the Temple Knight headquarters, but for now we need to collate our681
Report back to me in a little while and I'll have some new tasks for you.671
What ho, milady. Jolly good show on the old training grounds thingy, what?637
Nonsense, dear boy, it can't be as bad as all that.601
Of course you are, my boy. Now you will need access to some of the more restricted resources of the Temple Knights.598
Good lad. Oh and Colonel O'Niall has been placed on our disavowed list. He should be considered extremely dangerous and is to be killed on sight.594
Well said fellow. Well said indeed.569
Before this meeting I thought I'd have a good old rummage around in our archives. I'm afraid the old bean is right. War is inevitable.564
Now, is there anything else I can do for you?562
Remember to use the Temple Knight code phrase: 'In Falador, the geese fly backwards on Tuesdays'.558
Oh, before you go, I just need to update your CommOrb with the new mission parameters.511
So then, dear boy; with that in mind, we have a mission for you.493
Well OF COURSE we have a dossier on you! We have a dossier on EVERYONE! It's our job, dontchaknow!483
Nonsense, my man, we take our work very seriously. The fate of the world rests in our hands, don't you know.477
Well now, seems we made a tiny blunder when we first contacted you to join the Temple Knights, what?474
What ho, sirrah. Jolly good show on the old training grounds thingy, what?473
Here, take this Communications Orb, or 'CommOrb' for short.446
Well, it's like this: Although you have performed a mission on behalf of the White Knights, you were never actually working for them.443
Haw Haw Haw! No, no, goodness me, no!421
Well, never mind! You have an open invitation to join our organisation, so when you're feeling a little smarter, come back and talk to me again!421
It is a precise magical mechanism that we can use to track him, by sending data of the surrounding area back to one of our information operatives at the Temple Knight headquarters.417
Well, we teach our operatives the value of their equipment by making them pay for it, what?410
His name is Solus Dellagar, and honestly, he is one of the most dangerous men on the planet.398
Entirely our own fault, could have been avoided and all that, but bit of a show-stopper, what?385
Well, you don't need to worry about the details, you just do as I tell you and it will all work out for us both, what?383
Nonsense, dear gal, it can't be as bad as all that.381
Of course you are, my gal. Now you will need access to some of the more restricted resources of the Temple Knights.379
Good lass. Oh and Colonel O'Niall has been placed on our disavowed list. He should be considered extremely dangerous and is to be killed on sight.379
Ta-ta for now, old bean!373
They will be able to send you any useful data about Solus directly through it for your perusal, dontchaknow.355
Absolutely, top-hole! Well, can't stay and chat all day, dontchaknow! Ta-ta for now!355
Well now, it's really very simple. I want you to go to Sir Amik, tell him that you have decided to not join the Temple Knights, and that you have decided to become a White Knight instead.352
Your information operative is known as Savant, I suggest you contact them using your CommOrb at your earliest convenience.349
Of course dear gal. I can sell you up to Initiate level items only I'm afraid.346
As I say, when our order was founded, we were expected to take the best of the best, and it was assumed that anyone worth having on the team would have been a White Knight already, what?345
If you run into any problems with that, come and see me.342
Sadly, this is not the case anymore, and the fact that you have to serve as a Squire to a White Knight for a minimum period of five years before you can actually become one tends to put the more short-attention336
Not only is he extremely adept at magic, he is also quite prepared to use that magic at a moments notice, because he is quite, quite mad.331
spanned adventurers off joining, what?328
So then, dear gal; with that in mind, we have a mission for you.319
I quite understand, what? No, don't worry, we were doing a little research into the White Knight Charter, and found an interesting loophole, what?319
I cannot stress this enough; You are to observe and locate, you are NOT to enter a combat situation!317
You have two choices here, you can either give me cash directly, and I will hand it over, or you can bring me the raw materials and I will make you one.314
Nonsense, my gal, we take our work very seriously. The fate of the world rests in our hands, don't you know.310
You are to act as our agent and track him down, when you have managed to corner him somewhere then we will send in a field recovery team directly to take him away without incident.309
Don't want people cheating by smuggling stuff in, what?306
No, I had a bit of a chat with Sir Vey, and we came up with... A different solution to the problem. Assuming you're still interested of course.298
He will then offer you to join as a squire; You will then decline his offer, and ask if you can be deputised instead.294
Well old boy, looking at the old dossier we have on you here there seems to be a tiny problem, what?277
Well, bad luck old gal, you'll need to have a completely empty inventory and you can't be wearing any equipment before we can accurately test you.266
Come and see me again after you've been to the old bank to drop your stuff off, what?264
Well lad, here's the thing; Only members of the White Knights may join the Temple Knights. By ancient decree, dontchaknow.259
Excellent! You wish me to make you one now then, what?258
Ah, so you'd like to respawn in Falador, the good old homestead! Are you sure?253
Of course dear boy. I can sell you up to Initiate level items only I'm afraid.248
Calm yourself down lad... We have no intention of 'getting rid of you', we are very keen on seeing you join us...248
Well old boy, we will need to equip you for the task, but you'll need to get something for me first, what?236
Well now, your actions in the Black Knights' Fortress on behalf of the White Knights make you eligible to be deputised.235
No, no, no. Listen to me boy; You are under NO CIRCUMSTANCES to engage him directly in combat!234
And when I say personally favoured, I don't mean that sometime off in the future he's going to buy us all a drink!226
Well, a top-notch fellow like yourself is just the right sort we've been seeking for our organisation.226
Ah, well this is where the beauty of the plan lies, dontchaknow?224
Well, you should be glad that we offer you a step up then! Falador is clearly a far superior town to spend your time in!223
It's 10,000 coins for the Temple Knight Communication Orb. You have that kind of money with you?223
Let me put it like this; As a deputy you will be considered the lowest possible rank of White Knight, and may be removed entirely from their order at a whim.218
Well old gal, looking at the old dossier we have on you here there seems to be a tiny problem, what?214
Ah, yes, well most awfully sorry about all the running around you've been doing old bean, but when it comes to our line of work, sometimes the indirect route is the best, what?212
He watches over each of us, and when we die he catches us as we fall, and ensures we arrive back at Falador castle safe and sound.210
Indeed. We Temple Knights have our reputation for a reason, dontchaknow?210
Awfully sorry dear heart, it's just a term of affection, what? Anyway...209
Haw Haw Haw, fitting right in with the Temple Knight way of thinking, what?208
Well lass, here's the thing; Only members of the White Knights may join the Temple Knights. By ancient decree, dontchaknow.205
Some lucky fellows have a similar system going already, but when they die they spawn in that squalid little swamp village Lumbridge.200
Calm yourself down lass... We have no intention of 'getting rid of you', we are very keen on seeing you join us...200
What ho, milady. Spiffing day for a walk in the park, what?197
Had a little help doing it though, didn't you, what?195
Then you wish to purchase a Temple Knight Communication Orb?185
Many centuries ago, the founders of the White Knights realised that in times of crisis, a long waiting period for new Knights could be disastrous for the kingdom, so they added a clause to the founding charter that would185
Five years is a very long period of time nowadays - ANYTHING could happen in that time, and we need capable men like yourself as soon as possible.184
What ho, sirrah. Spiffing day for a walk in the park, what?175
Top-hole, what? Good old Fally is definitely the hot-spot nowadays!174
I have already notified Sir Amik through the usual channels, so just go and speak to him quickly, then pop back here and we'll get you equipped for the hunt, what?173
Well, as a matter of fact, I will not have to organise anything, there is a particularly vicious and dangerous criminal currently at loose!172
What ho, old boy. Well, hand it over and let's have a look, shall we?169
Well old girl, we will need to equip you for the task, but you'll need to get something for me first, what?169
No, no, no. Listen to me girl; You are under NO CIRCUMSTANCES to engage him directly in combat!168
This criminal is a very dangerous fellow, and has some very dangerous friends.168
If he has no reason to suspect you to be working for us, then he will be a little sloppier than he otherwise might be, because he will just assume you to be one of those stupid White Knights.166
What? You're saying you want to respawn in Lumbridge? Are you sure?165
Once you have been deputised, for the time that you are still working for their order, you are subject to all of the same rules and regulations that normal White Knights are, which means you are also eligible for160
We want this man caught, for the good of the country, and if we need to fool a few people into thinking you're nothing to do with us, and you have to do a little extra walking, then that's what is going to happen, what?160
allow any citizen who has performed an act in the name of the White Knights to become deputised on a purely temporary basis to a full-fledged White Knight.155
During the great God Wars, the evil usurper Zamorak gathered many ancient relics and armies to his cause. There were none powerful enough to stand alone before his might, so our glorious Lord Saradomin154
battlefield promotions.154
That you did Initiate, that you did.152
Now, let's see what is so urgent. Hmmm...151
order, and it would therefore become impossible to remove your rank, or make you no longer a deputy.151
Five years is a very long period of time nowadays - ANYTHING could happen in that time, and we need capable women like yourself as soon as possible.149
However, should you achieve some great feat while serving as a White Knight that you would be eligible for a promotion from, then by their own rules you would then have to be raised to a higher level within their148
We usually lose some equipment when he does so, but it's a small price to pay to be hale and hearty again, what?146
Ah, your curiosity does you credit old boy! Let me tell you a little history lesson;142
If we weren't as good at our jobs as we were, almost every day would be a day of crisis!142
Well, you've been a great help, so I'll tell you a bit about this, shall I? Several weeks ago, a dwarven explorer, named Nestor Peregrine, discovered the entrance to an ancient cave complex while exploring the141
Godsword.141
evil, fighting those of great good. I sent Sir Gerry and a small command of knights to investigate the dwarf's stories several months ago and it appears that he has found the resting place of that incredible weapon: the140
Certainly sirrah! As you know, we Temple Knights are personally favoured by Saradomin himself.140
All we really need to do is allow the old White Knights to handle a problem that we would normally deal with, and that should be a sufficient crisis to allow you to be deputised, dontchaknow.140
troll mountains. On his return to Keldagrim, he celebrated in a tavern where we have an informant. The dwarf spoke of a great treasure, apparently mentioned in dwarven legend, and of creatures of great138
volcano and tempered by the tears of the icyene. The mightiest warriors to stand before the army of evil were the aviantese: birdmen followers of Armadyl. They were a proud and mighty warrior race. To them fell the task134
battle that the sword was sundered. Shortly thereafter, the evil one cast a spell of such devastation that it flattened the entire northern half of Gielinor, reducing it to what we now call the Wilderness. This temple must133
stroke by the forces of darkness. At the same time as they attacked the aviantese, they also mounted a huge attack on the main armies that opposed them. Realising their intent, several of the gods that were allied against131
gathered a triumverate of gods to stem the tide of evil. They came together and, using great magics, they created the Godsword; a weapon so mighty that it could slay even a god. It was forged in the flames of a130
Now take that hat of Solus over to Sir Amik, and we can begin to process your application form as a Temple Knight again, what?130
Zamorak sent forces to aid the besieged aviantese, who had retreated into a temple in the mountains. The forces of Saradomin and Bandos arrived in the midst of a pitched battle for the Godsword, and it was during this125
great help. I shall pass it on to my superiors.122
of delivering the Godsword to the holy armies that gathered to oppose Zamorak's evil. Unfortunately, they were attacked by an army of demons before they could reach the safety of the main army. It was a fiendish121
have collapsed, sealing the combatants in.120
Why anyone would want to visit that smelly little swamp village of oiks is quite beyond me, I'm afraid, but the deed is done now.119
Certainly milady! As you know, we Temple Knights are personally favoured by Saradomin himself.115
Well, bad luck old boy, you'll need to have a completely empty inventory and you can't be wearing any equipment before we can accurately test you.114
Apparently not. It appears that a millennia-old battle is still being fought beneath the ruins of the temple, and the prize for winning the battle is the Godsword! Hmm... Well, thank you very much, young lad. You've been a110
Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you, lad, you're dismissed.109
Ah, do not concern yourself with THAT old boy; Crisis is such a subjective term, and as you will find out when you join us fully in the Temple Knights, there is always some potential crisis or other brewing.109
Ah, your curiosity does you credit old gal! Let me tell you a little history lesson;109
Ah, do not concern yourself with THAT old gal; Crisis is such a subjective term, and as you will find out when you join us fully in the Temple Knights, there is always some potential crisis or other brewing.95
Was there something else you wanted to ask good old Tiffy, sirrah?88
No, not at all, this is merely a ruse; Sir Amik knows full well that his authority over our organisation is limited, so he will not deputise you unless he thinks that you are entirely unaffiliated with us.88
You are simply going to tell him that you have decided not to join us so that he will in turn deputise you to join the White Knights! We of course still want you to join us, it is just a88
Was there something else you wanted to ask good old Tiffy, milady?85
...What? I told you to decline!84
*sigh* This is a less than illustrious start to your career with us %USERNAME%.84
Jolly bad show! Varze was supposed to have informed you about all this before sending you here!81
I'm sure that we will have something for you soon, so please feel free to check back later. Anything else I can do for you in the meantime?81
I see. Anyway, let's see what it says.80
little... misdirection.80
Not at all, old bean. There's plenty of warriors around should we require dumb muscle.77
Haw haw haw What a dull thing to ask of someone, what?77
Well, we in the Temple Knights have some specific equipment for situations such as this dontchaknow, but you'll need to free up some inventory space first!77
Can't let just any old riff-raff in, what? The mindless thugs and bully boys are best left in the White Knights or the Guards, we look for the top-shelf brains to join us.76
Now, let's see what is so urgent. Hmm... I see that this scroll has been tampered with! The wax seal is broken.76
Haw Haw Haw That's a good one!74
It's a test of wits, what? I'll take you to our secret training grounds, and you will have to pass through a series of five separate intelligence tests to prove you're our sort of74
Never done this sort of thing before, what?74
This should give him enough of a scare to deputise you immediately.73
Well, not your fault I suppose, what? Anywho, our organisation is looking for a certain specific type of person to join.67
Sorry dear boy but we are still in the process of organising.65
Ta ta!65
Never mind, all is not lost, I have sent word to Amik that a dangerous criminal we once thought exiled is on the loose again, and that he should send all available White Knights to confront him.65
Go and speak to Amik again, and then immediately come back here, we will need to prepare you for your mission.65
What ho, old gal. Well, hand it over and let's have a look, shall we?65
I know what you mean though, I did my fair share of running errands when I was a young adventurer, myself!63
That's really not the kind of thing our organisation is after, what?62
adventurer.62
The simple rules are: No items or equipment to be brought with you. Each room is a self contained puzzle. You may quit at any time.62
Our organisation manages to filter all the top-notch adventurers this way. So, are you ready to go?62
Not in the slightest... Well, maybe a bit, but we all have to make sacrifices occasionally, what?59
Of course, if you quit a room, then all your progress up to that point will be cleared, and you'll have to start again from scratch.58
We usually lose some equipment when he does so, but its a small price to pay to be hale and hearty again, what?57
Standard puzzle room rules will apply.56
Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you lad, you're dismissed.56
Bring me one Law Rune, one Slayer Gem and one piece of Molten Glass and I will make you a Communication Orb.55
Oh dear. Well, thank you very much, young lad. You've been a great help. I shall pass it on to my superiors.52
As you wish, what? Ta-ta for now.52
You are to go to Sir Amik Varze, leader of the White Knights of Falador, and are to tell him that you have decided not to join the Temple Knights.42
Hmm, you'll need to get your CommOrb before I send you off old bean.41
Well, I may have a mission for you, but you need to have a higher Runecrafting skill to even attempt it.40
Apparently not. It appears that a millennia-old battle is still being fought beneath the ruins of the temple, and the prize for winning the battle is the Godsword! Hmm... Well, thank you very much, young lass. You've been a40
Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you, lass, you're dismissed.40
Go and report to Sir Amik for 'orders'. You will be unsurprised to find out he will now be prepared to deputise you.39
Good show! That's the spirit.37
Perhaps you would like to just bring me the components of it then, what?36
We will send him a messenger confirming this. He will offer you the opportunity to become his squire, you are to decline, and ask if you can be deputised instead.33
If you run into any problems with that, you are then to come and see me for further advice.30
After you have spoken to him return here immediately, your life will be at risk without our assistance, and we don't want you dying on your first mission for us, what?30
Understood?28
No, no you bring me all three components at the same time, what?26
Oh, that Amik! Jolly bad form, did he not tell you anything that he was supposed to?26
Well, I may have a mission for you, but you need to have completed the Sea Slug quest first.25
Well now old sport, let me give you the heads up and the low down, what?25
Well, not me personally, I'm only in the recruitment side of things dontchaknow, but the higher ranking members of the organisation have almost absolute power over this kingdom.25
Sorry dear gal but we are still in the process of organising.24
Well, in simple terms, we're better! Any fool with a sword can manage to get into the White Knights, which is mostly the reason they are so very, very incompetent, what?24
Well, uh, not exactly... Sir Vey Lance, our head of operations, is the only one of our order who has ever personally met Saradomin, but everything he tells us to do is done with24
Yes, yes. All in good time. I'll have to consult my commanding officer first. Thank you lass, you're dismissed.24
It's not every job where you have more authority than the king, now is it?23
centuries ago, and we answer only to him.22
Saradomin himself!22
Plus a few others, so I hear....22
Anyway, this is why we keep our organisation shrouded in secrecy, and why we demand such rigorous testing for all potential recruits. Speaking of which, are you ready to begin your22
You might say that we are the front line of defence for the entire kingdom!21
Saradomin's implicit permission.21
testing?21
You are hunting for Solus Dellagar, the evil criminal mastermind.20
I represent the Temple Knights. We are the premier order of Knights in Asgarnia, if not the world. Saradomin himself personally founded our order20
Only the very best of the best are permitted to join, and the powers we command are formidable indeed.20
The Temple Knights on the other hand have to be smarter, stronger, better than all others. We are the elite. No man controls us for our orders come directly from20
Well, it takes all sorts to make the world spin, what? Maybe you'll find a nice job with the Guards sometime.20
Oh dear. Well, thank you very much, young lass. You've been a great help. I shall pass it on to my superiors.20
Heavens, girl! I am not a pawn shop, to be holding bits and pieces for you while you go off and do something else!19
Heavens, boy! I am not a pawn shop, to be holding bits and pieces for you while you go off and do something else!17
I suggest you contact Savant through your CommOrb and see if she can send you any relevant information about your assignment.16
Free up some inventory space first, what?16
Sad though, your intelligence file seemed quite promising. Should you change your mind, you come back and let me know, what?15
Bringing me either cash or items so that I can equip you for your mission correctly.14
Liase with Savant about the best way to track Solus, what? And... good luck.9
Well, I may have a mission for you, but you need to have a higher Slayer skill to even attempt it.8
Ah, you must be one of us. I must share this information with you: 40,41;1,6;49;12;1,2;37,41;45;89,75;16,20;1033
Well, sorry to hear you say that old boy, but I can't hold it against you.1
You will of course still be entitled to all that we can provide you with at an initiate level, but sadly you will never advance beyond that in our order. Was there anything you wanted?1
As you wish, what?1
Greetings, ------------. Anything to report?1