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Oh lovely! You're making my portrait! Let me see it afterwards!1,591
Why, if I was a few years younger I'd give you a good hiding!1,035
Hey...who gave you permission to come in here!1,000
Oh, Zavistic...why...why would he send you to me?995
It's my hobby...I'm interested in portraiture, but all art in general. It's fun, you should try it.940
Well...you could start by reading the book!936
My research shows that two jungle based herbs can be used, one is found near river tributaries and looks like a vine, the other is found in caves and grows on the wall. 798
No...no, let me try to make amends...please I can help you. Just don't leave me like this.782
From my research it looks like a flat ended arrow was designed called a 'Brutal arrow'. This does large amounts of crushing damage to the creature. You can make them by using larger arrows. 763
Ok, similar spells have been cast before and the only way to deal with the resulting creatures is to cordon off the area and not go in there again. 762
Arghhhh..what's happened to me...you beast!756
Ok, ok, I admit it, I got Brentle Vahn to cast the spell to put an end to those awful Ogres...they're just disgusting creatures...755
Unfortunately you can't. The spell is permanent, it will last forever, the only option you have is to move the ceremonial area.749
Hmmm, well it's not the most flattering of portraits, but I like the 'honesty' of the work...well done.744
It's quite well camouflaged so it's unlikely that you'll find it.623
What do you mean? It's a book by the respected HAM leader Johanhus Ulsbrecht, that man speaks for a lot of people who are unhappy with the current state of affairs. 616
Oh..I'm not quite sure actually...where did you find that then?615
Hmm, that's an interesting theory, care to back it up with any facts?614
Oh yes, that's right...I remember now. It's for my research, there's nothing really dangerous about it, unless it falls into the wrong hands. I'm sure it's pretty safe with me.613
Hmmm, well it's an interesting interpretation, but not really classic realist representation is it? It's not my favourite, but I like the 'truth' of the work...well done.610
The undead creatures usually manifest some sort of disease so it's best to attack them from a distance with a ranged weapon.578
But...you can't just leave me here like this!569
I think some Ogre hunters make them. But instead of adding an arrow tip, you hammer a large nail into the end of the shaft.536
Er...undead ogres...no, sorry, no idea what you're talking about there.526
Well, yes, yes it is. If I knew something, I'd tell you.524
Well, err....well, actually yes I do mind...it's my place and I don't want strangers going through my things.523
Normal missiles like arrows and darts do very little damage to them because they're designed to destroy internal organs. This is a waste of time with undead creatures like undead ogres.519
Well,err....well, actually yes I do mind...it's my place and I don't want strangers going through my things.519
What do you want now?506
Anyway, dead ogres you say? How strange? That must be a strange sight?421
Can you honestly tell me that you've not had to fight for your life against the odd monster or two?415
Hey! What do you think you're doing? Leave my tea alone!377
What do you expect when you just go snooping around a person's place against their express permission.358
I've already told you that I do! But you'll probably just ignore me again!217
I'm a scholarly student of the magical arts. When I was younger I used to be an adventurer, probably just like yourself. But I lost interest in the constant fighting, looting and gaining abilities.189
Ignorant people call them the 'dark arts'. I'm talking about Necromancy, the power to bring the dead back to life - the power of the gods! Surely the most awesome power known to man.182
Instead I decided to focus my attention and time to study the purer form of the lost arts.164
I'm actually quite old and not so very well and I'd like to get over this illness I have, then I'll return to my very serious and important studies.99
Hey...who gave you permission to come in here! Get out, get out I say.76
Haven't I already explained this disease thing to you once before?56
No...noo...please, I'll tell you.56
Hey! What do you think you're doing?54
Err, yuck....no way am I taking any potions or medication off you...I don't trust you!51
Arghhhh..what do you want now...you've turned me into a beast!44
Ok, ok, I'll tell you anything, just turn me back into a human again!39
It's probably a piece of rubbish someone threw away...what does it say, I can't read it?37
Oh, no..., not really a specialist, just a hobby of mine really. Hardly know anything about it, but it does seem interesting...37
Haven't I told you this already? You can't remove the spell, it's permanent, it will last forever, the only option you have is to move the ceremonial area.34
Haven't I already explained this to you once before?21
Err..it looks sort of familiar, did you steal it from me? Come to think of it, you have the appearance of a common thief!19
Oh, nothing to do with me then, never seen it in my life before!19
Oh, so you're back then, come to gloat have you?17
You probably found it at the local brewhouse! It doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.14
Hmmm, well that eliminates all the local people who don't actually drink at the 'Dragon Inn'. When do you think you'll start questioning the remaining population of Yanille?14
Hmmm, well, I've got quite a common looking face, I'm often mistaken for other wizards, you know, when I'm wearing my wizard's hat, robes and staff. There's a lot of us around here you know.14
Ok, I'll pay you to keep this secret - how much do you want for the picture?13
Ok, let's say two million...two million to keep quiet and give me the picture.13
Yes, and you deserve it, you're very clever! Now, take the money...13
Ok, similar spells have been cast before and the only way to deal with the resulting creatures is to cordon off the area and not go in there again. The undead creatures usually manifest some sort of disease so it's6
From my research it looks like a flat ended arrow was designed called a 'Brutal arrow'. This does large amounts of crushing damage to the creature. 6
Ha! Ha! You believed me! I'm not going to give you all my money! No one will believe a crazy adventurer and a local Inn keep!6
Oh well, suit yourself! I wasn't going to give you the money anyway! No one will believe some crazy adventurer and an Inn keep.6
Hey! What do you think you're doing? Don't go casting that kind of spell anywhere near my tea! Leave my tea alone you telegrabbing fiend!5
best to attack them from a distance with a ranged weapon.5
You can make them by using larger arrows, I think some Ogre hunters make them. But instead of adding an arrow tip, you hammer a large nail into the end of the shaft.3