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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.6,067
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.2,226
I want 25 yanillian hops for that.1,853
I'll want 200 Coins to chop down your tree.1,525
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!1,366
Human intruder!1,192
I'm already looking after that patch for you.984
OLD MAN IN THE DUNGEON!976
OLD MAN IN THE DUNGEON! Thought you ought to know.976
Aargh - they're out!972
No, I mean he got out.775
You don't have a sapling planted in that patch. Plant one and I might agree to look after it for you.712
I want 15 limpwurt roots for that.383
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.380
No thanks. I prefer acorns.316
Why? You look like you could chop it down yourself!257
Well, it's a lot of hard work - if you pay me 200 Coins I'll chop it down for you.237
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?148
Either that or you have a really vivid imagination.128
That's a stump. It'll grow back if you just leave it alone for a while.124
We're more intelligent than we look.115
If you like, but I want 25 yanillian hops for that.44
Eh, I suppose I can spare you a plant pot, but I'll want 40 coins for it.31
If you like, but I want 15 limpwurt roots for that.28
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.24
Thank you for paying your squirrel tax!19
Awesome! Breakfast...17
That one was bad. Do you have anymore?14
I shall squirrel this away for a rainy day.13
I don't know what you're talking about - I'm already looking after that patch for you.13
The squirrels acknowledge your offering.11
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.10
If you want to grow fruit trees you could try a few places: Catherby, Brimhaven, Gnome Stronghold and the Farming Guild all have fruit tree patches.9
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.9
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.8
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.7
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.7
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.6
Hey, friend of Snowflake!6
The only way to cure a bush or tree of disease is to prune away the diseased leaves with a pair of secateurs. For all other crops I would just apply some plant-cure.6
You can fill plantpots with soil from any empty patch, if you have a gardening trowel.5
Not much to say. Came to Weiss with other trolls when we got kicked out of caves further south, but I was just young troll then.5
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.5
You don't have to buy all your plantpots you know, you can make them yourself on a pottery wheel. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.5
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.5
Supercompost is far better than normal compost, but more expensive to make. You need to rot the right type of item; show me an item, and I'll tell you if it's super- compostable or not.4
Eh, it kinda rough, but it getting better. Snowflake, she taught us goutweed farming. Goat, wolf, human all taste so much nicer with goutweed in.4
So yeah, Weiss is good place to live, now Snowflake in charge. All trolls like Snowflake. Her husband troll kinda weird, but that not our problem.4
Mostly been enjoying living round Weiss, 'cos wildlife is interesting here.4
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.4
You can buy all the farming tools from farming shops, which can be found close to the allotments.4
Applying compost to a patch will not only reduce the chance that your crops will get diseased, but you will also grow more crops to harvest.4
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.3
Bittercap mushrooms can only be grown in a special patch in Morytania, near the Mort Myre swamp. There the ground is especially dank and suited to growing poisonous fungii.3
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftswoman, that is.3
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.3
There are six main Farming areas - Elstan's area near Falador, Dantaera's area near Catherby, Kragen's area near Ardougne, Lyra's area in Morytania, Marisi's area in Hosidius and Alan's area in the Farming Guild.3
If you want to make your own sacks and baskets you'll need to use the loom that's near the Farming shop in Falador. If you're a good enough craftsman, that is.2
Tree seeds must be grown in a plantpot of soil into a sapling, and then transferred to a tree patch to continue growing to adulthood.2
Don't just throw away your weeds after you've raked a patch - put them in a compost bin and make some compost.2
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!1
This here is Weiss. Trolls built it years ago, after we got kicked out from caves further south. Now Weiss is our home.1
It great here, now Snowflake an' her husband troll taught us goutweed farming. Food so much better now.1
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?1
No, I'm afraid I don't know anything about that.1