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Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!8
Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.7
I'm happy just pottering around.5
I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.3
Anywhere dangerous is good with me!3
I'm happy.3
Let's go anywhere but here. All the other cats are looking at me.3
Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.2
Lets go hunting in Lumbridge.2
Really.2
Lets go down to the sewers, seeing as we're in Varrock.2
Not really. I'd rather she didn't see me in my bloated state. Maybe once I get fit again we could go and visit her.2
Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.1
You know... In need of exorcise.1
Purr...I'm happy. %USERNAME% is good to me. But don't start neglecting me now that I've told you that.1
I feel as old as the last rat I killed and seeing as it was so tender and juicy, it must have been fairly young.1
Really, really.1
Stop right there.1
There.1
No there.1
At what?1
What's it?1
Stop, stop, stop! Right we're going to play a little game now.1
It's called give the cat some peace.1
You gently stroke your cat, then pick it up and finally leave it for an extended snooze in your backpack.1
I'd never have guessed. Well in that case I would be really annoyed if you took me hunting rats.1
AGHHHHH!!!!1
Oh! My fault, well then to answer your question, I'd like to go to the Varrock sewers.1
It's a quarter past tuesday.1
I think your amulet might be on the blink. Meoow, Miiiaaoow!1
Hiss's'sss's. ~Your cat tries to hold in a snigger, but fails miserably.1
Well one place I don't want to go is the ratpits.1
All the other cats will make fun of me, I'm so badly out of shape. Take me hunting.1
To be perfectly honest, I'd rather just lay about and groom myself. Looking at the state of your get up I reckon you would do well to follow suit.1
That thing you're wearing is so like last year.1
Meeoow! I think someone is a bit touchy todaySSS.1
Only the good kind of attention. Look can we leave here now? I think they're making fun of me.1
Bob used to hang out around here.1
Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.1