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Must I ... ?1,593
He will not be pleased with me...1,571
It's complicated - we don't really talk about it.1,545
Not yet. I need one more thing...1,269
I'm thinking...1,268
Seaweed ... Yes - a seaweed sandwich will do the trick.1,266
Erm...1,205
...1,205
No!1,201
I'm not coming.1,201
I need one more thing... I need ... Jogre bones ...1,200
Yes ... burnt Jogre bones.1,199
Indeed. Burnt Jogre bones marinated in... Marinated in...1,199
Marinated in Karambwanji!1,199
Mmm ... Yes ... That will be good ...1,198
Yes ... perfect! You really do not understand how necessary that was.1,197
Finally! A near lifetime of craving satisfied!1,197
No! Burnt Jogre bones marinated in Karambwanji are in fact essential in the trade of tribal statue repair!1,196
Yes ... that's it! Hits just the spot!1,195
Very well - hand it over.1,194
Yes. Essential.1,192
I will return only once I have repaired the tribal statue. Bones!!1,188
Just near my father's hut.1,188
I know.1,187
I'm ... er ... collecting materials to repair the statue with.1,186
Good idea! Yes!1,185
Perfectly able, my friend, thanks to your ministrations!1,185
Yes...1,182
Braaar! Tinsay's the name!1,181
No...1,181
Hmm ... I think I need banana in Karamjan rum.1,181
Braaar! Your meals are truly excellent, Bwana ...1,169
... but there are some areas which could use some ... improvement.1,169
Let me show you.1,165
Oh, and before you go: I finally got around to repairing that statue. You might want to take a look. ... Jogre bones!1,159
I hope that's what he wanted.1,150
I did!1,124
Very well. I will meet you in the village once you have helped my brothers and spoken to my father.1,118
But of course! Bwahaha!1,078
Aha! A seaweed in monkey skin sandwich!1,037
Have you found my seaweed in monkey skin sandwich yet?944
Probably best you don't go cooking any more Karambwanji from now on, they can be a bit volatile!913
Have you found my burnt Jogre bones marinated in Karambwanji yet?865
Have you found my banana in Karamjan rum yet?858
Why hello there! What are you doing back here?410
Well, hand it here then.188
Braaar! Jogres!85
You first help me, then I'll help you.75
mmm ... Jogre bones ...72
Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm a mad priest?67
That was awful! The Jogre bones were not nearly burnt enough.51
Look for the zip.46
Well find somebody who knows how. I certainly don't.46
You'll have to make it again. Remember to burn the Jogre bones!44
I can't use this - there is far too much monkey flesh in it.39
Try to find some way of removing the monkey flesh.35
That was awful! The Jogre bones were hardly even marinated!35
You'll have to make it again. Remember to marinate the Jogre bones!34
You ask a monkey.26
I can't use this - there is a banana blocking the bottle!22
Find some way of actually getting the banana inside the bottle.20
It's available in any respectable drinking establishment.11
Maurhah!! Jooooogre bones!7
Oblige me by fetching my drink.7
Ahem. Sorry. We don't usually talk about it.6
Try weeding the sea!5
I think this needs a bit of Karambwanji. They also don't seem quite burnt enough.4
They grow everywhere!3
Patience, Bwana, patience.3
You cook it in a sauce, obviously.3
You must either be very skilled or find a way to make them super hot.3
On a scale of 1 to crackers , I'm about 5.2
On a scale of 1 to kooky , I'm about 6.2
On a scale of 1 to loony , I'm about 8.2
On a scale of 1 to barmy , I'm about 4.2
On a scale of 1 to kooky , I'm about 5.2
On a scale of 1 to loony , I'm about 7.2
On a scale of 1 to dotty , I'm about 8.2
And the Jogre bones were hardly even marinated!2
On a scale of 1 to nuts , I'm about 7.1
On a scale of 1 to bonkers , I'm about 9.1
On a scale of 1 to dotty , I'm about 5.1
On a scale of 1 to harebrained , I'm about 1.1
On a scale of 1 to daft , I'm about 4.1
On a scale of 1 to nuts , I'm about 2.1
On a scale of 1 to crazy , I'm about 4.1
On a scale of 1 to demented , I'm about 8.1
On a scale of 1 to demented , I'm about 1.1
On a scale of 1 to nuts , I'm about 9.1
On a scale of 1 to harebrained , I'm about 6.1
On a scale of 1 to harebrained , I'm about 7.1
On a scale of 1 to bonkers , I'm about 2.1
On a scale of 1 to loopy , I'm about 8.1
On a scale of 1 to kooky , I'm about 3.1
On a scale of 1 to crazy , I'm about 2.1
They're fish. Do I look like a fisherman?1
On a scale of 1 to bonkers , I'm about 7.1
On a scale of 1 to mad , I'm about 1.1
On a scale of 1 to nuts , I'm about 8.1
On a scale of 1 to barmy , I'm about 7.1
On a scale of 1 to kooky , I'm about 9.1
On a scale of 1 to harebrained , I'm about 9.1
On a scale of 1 to kooky , I'm about 4.1
I think this needs a bit of Karambwanji.1
On a scale of 1 to crackers , I'm about 2.1
On a scale of 1 to mad , I'm about 9.1
On a scale of 1 to loopy , I'm about 3.1