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That'll do nicely, sir. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.1,664
That'll do nicely, madam. Leave it with me - I'll make sure that patch grows for you.722
Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?104
I'm already looking after that patch for you.93
Well obviously it's the seasons. They all seem to be out- of-wack these days. Summer comes earlier and earlier each year, but then it simply rushes by!57
No, sorry, but find that out and you'll get to the root of our problems.57
I want one basket of tomatoes for that.56
You don't have any seeds planted in that patch. Plant some and I might agree to look after it for you.50
That depends on whether I have it to sell. What is it that you're looking for?43
If you find out what is upsetting the seasons you'll find out what is causing the harvest to fail.38
Well I can tell by the look on your face that I'm not the first person you've asked. Why don't you tell me what you've heard from other members of the group so far?31
Did you ever consider that all those theories might be correct?31
I'll let you into a little secret that'll explain it all to you. In a word - fairies!31
I'm serious! 31
That looks like something that you can make normal compost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of compost.28
Think it through. There are fairies who control everything natural from the weather to the seasons.23
Surely if all of those things have been mentioned as catalysts to our problems it stands to reason that the fairies are actually the cause?22
I want 6 handfuls of barley malt for that.21
A bucket of compost, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 35 coins if you like.19
I want 3 buckets of compost for that.15
That patch is already fully grown! I don't know what you want me to do with it!11
Plant cure, eh? I might have some put aside for myself. Tell you what, I'll sell you some plant cure for 25 coins if you like.7
A rake, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.6
How can you ask such a thing? It's obvious! It's all you adventurers. Every time I get a crop planted, some adventurer comes along and digs it up and plants crops of their own, as if they owned my farming patch!6
Don't give me that! You're an adventurer, they're all adventurers. I bet you have some sort of secret guild and you gather there and say things like 'let's annoy the gardeners this week', don't you?6
Aha, so you admit it then! You should be ashamed of yourselves!6
Insects! That's what you can tell him! Insects! Stop the insects from eating so many of our crops and we'd get maximum yield, I tell you!6
I want one bunch of nasturtiums for that.5
It's really annoying! You should speak to your friends about their rude behaviour!4
That patch is dead - it's too late for me to do anything about it now.2
A seed dibber, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.2
A watering can, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 25 coins if you like.2
That patch is diseased - you should cure it before asking me to be responsible for it!2
I've already told you everything I suspect.2
You can put up to five tomatoes, strawberries, apples, bananas or oranges into a fruit basket, although you can't have a mix in the same basket.1
A gardening trowel, eh? I might have one spare... tell you what, I'll sell it to you for 15 coins if you like.1
I want 3 sacks of cabbages for that.1
If you like, but I want 3 buckets of compost for that.1
Well, I'm not wasting my time for free.1
You can put up to ten potatoes, cabbages or onions in vegetable sacks, although you can't have a mix in the same sack.1
If you like, but I want 6 handfuls of barley malt for that.1
Don't just throw away your weeds after you've raked a patch - put them in a compost bin and make some compost.1
Vegetables, hops and flowers need constant watering - if you ignore my advice, you will sooner or later find yourself in possession of a dead farming patch.1
That looks like something that you can make supercompost out of. Fill up the compost bin with stuff like that, and you'll eventually have a bin full of supercompost.1
If you like, but I want one basket of tomatoes for that.1
Hops are good for brewing ales. I believe there's a brewery up in Keldagrim somewhere, and I've heard rumours that a place called Phasmatys used to be good for that type of thing. 'Fore they all died, of course.1
I want one bunch of marigolds for that.1
Tree seeds must be grown in a plantpot of soil into a sapling, and then transferred to a tree patch to continue growing to adulthood.1
I want one sack of onions for that.1
There is a special patch for growing Belladonna - I believe that it is somewhere near Draynor Manor, where the ground is a tad 'unblessed'.1
I don't think the crops ARE failing, now leave me alone, I have work to do.1