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Hiss!2
We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.2
Hey %USERNAME%, you finally got around to naming me.1
Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.1
I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.1
You know... In need of exorcise.1
Hunting!1
Meow.1
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.1
This guy gets on my nerves.1
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!1
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!1
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!1
Bob didn't come home this week.1
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!1
Hi Bob!1
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.1
What's up?1
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!1
Does Neite feel the same way about you?1
Don't you know who your parents are?1
Don't you have any memory of your parents?1
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!1
Come on! We can help Bob!1
I'm fine thanks.1
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.1
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.1
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?1
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.1
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.1
I'll explain later!1
Go on. Ask him.1
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?1
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!1
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!1
Let's ask Bob!1
Curling up on a nice rug in front of a fire... or in the fire. Either way is good.1
Old, but not too old. I could still scratch that cheeky face of yours.1
Well, most of still is, you young whippersnapper!1
Somewhere brutal and nasty. I could do with a snooze you see.1
Let's go point and laugh at people getting killed by chickens.1
Oh yes they have. Have you never met the evil chicken? He's my hero!1
Look there he is now!1
Humans are too gullible these days. Heee heee.1
Yes, please help!1
Wow Bob! You really are Robert the Strong!1
Yes! When you were hypnotised you told us of when you defeated a Dragonkin!1
Yes! How can Neite refuse you now!1
Sphinx, summon Neite please!1
That can wait! Bob has been love sick, we have to tell Neite!1
Hi Neite!1
Bob is Robert the Strong!1
The Sphinx hypnotised Bob. Bob told us about when he was Robert the Strong fighting Dragonkin.1
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!1
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.1
Well done, that's all the chores finished!1
Now what?!1
Nothing, I bet!1
Snarl!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I never did like that guy!1
I have a few suggestions!1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.1
Argh!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.1
This guy is unbelievable!1
I'm getting a little bit sick of talking about Icthlarin and all that stuff. If you didn't understand it the first time around, nor when I filled you in on a few details and then when I spelt it out to you what happened I don't1