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Happy as a demon in a Lava pit.18
Meow.17
Hi Bob!14
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!12
Bob didn't come home this week.12
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.12
Don't you have any memory of your parents?12
Come on! We can help Bob!12
Nothing, I bet!12
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.12
I have a few suggestions!12
Theres something wrong with his head!12
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.12
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.11
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.11
I'll explain later!11
Well done, that's all the chores finished!11
I'm feeling a bit like a ghost in a cake shop.10
You know... In need of exorcise.10
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.10
What's up?10
Lets go to the sewers of Varrock.10
This guy is unbelievable!10
Don't you know who your parents are?9
Go on. Ask him.9
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!9
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!9
Let's talk to Unferth to see if there's anything else we can do.9
Now what?!9
Don't you think it's odd that no one knows where Bob came from?8
I'd hoped you would've understood by now that there's more to cats than humans believe!8
I wouldn't say dragged... let's call it a partnership!8
Let's ask Bob!8
I never did like that guy!8
Argh!8
I'm fine thanks.7
Hiss!7
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!7
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!7
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!7
We could offer to bonk him on the head with a big hammer.7
Hunting!6
Does Neite feel the same way about you?6
Hang on, maybe this is something to do with the legend... yes, it just might. Have you ever heard of Robert the Strong?6
Good old Gertrude! Come on, lets go.6
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!6
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.6
We think you are... or used to be... Robert the Strong!6
Robert the Strong was a great hero, you have no memory of him?6
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.6
We're in the port's ratpits so let's go fighting.5
This guy gets on my nerves.5
Does a black panther called Odysseus ring any bells?5
I'm not done yet!5
Hehe!5
Bye for now Bob, we're going to speak to the Sphinx.5
Yes, please help!5
Snarl!5
Robert the Strong was no ordinary human though!4
Wow Bob! You really are Robert the Strong!4
Yes! When you were hypnotised you told us of when you defeated a Dragonkin!4
Yes! How can Neite refuse you now!4
Hi Neite!4
Bob is Robert the Strong!4
The Sphinx hypnotised Bob. Bob told us about when he was Robert the Strong fighting Dragonkin.4
Content. But a little more attention or rat hunting wouldn't go amiss.4
What about the Dragonkin? A vicious race of bird like creatures?3
Sphinx, summon Neite please!3
That can wait! Bob has been love sick, we have to tell Neite!3
Meow!3
Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now.. I feel nice!!3
Hello Bob!3
I don't think so.....3
OK, I will try.3
Hi Mommy!3
More walking? Why don't we ever get a nice easy teleport for these things?2
Meow, meow.2
Maybe the Sphinx can help us again.2
See you later Bob.2
It wasn't all that difficult to understand.2
Ok, I'll tell you what I think happened.2
That's impossible!!2
OK dad, maybe later. You're scaring me!2
Anywhere dangerous is good with me!2
Meeeow.2
Check the garden to see if anything needs tending.2
I'm sure there should be something growing in the garden.2
Let's go out into the desert to talk about this, if you don't mind. I want the right atmosphere for the story.2
Do you remember when you were hypnotised by the Devourer?1
The Sphinx understood how you were hypnotised, it might be able to access Bob's memories of Robert the Strong.1
There once was a high priest of some crazy religion called Klenter.1
No no. The high priest was called Klenter and he was the high priest of Icthlarin, god of the dead.1
He dies, and a struggle starts for his soul.1
No, but what's that got to do with.... no, nooooo! It cannot be!!1
Pretty good! %USERNAME% could use your help with something.1
I'm getting a little bit sick of talking about Icthlarin and all that stuff. If you didn't understand it the first time around, nor when I filled you in on a few details and then when I spelt it out to you what happened I don't1
think you'll ever get it.1
Look, can we just leave it. Ask one of your adventuring friends.1
None of your business no-fur. What about you - how old are you?1
No complaints, Mom.1
We should go and see Bob now Unferth is feeling better, he should be back by now.1
The Apothecary said you need a vial of water to give to Unferth.1