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Meow.3
Meow, meow.2
What a wet blanket, Bob can look after himself.1
Oh my, you win... a biscuit!1
ANYONE would be 'cleverer'!1
Unferth's cat? Pfft! Unferth is Bob's human!1
Bob didn't come home this week.1
I don't think there is a problem, Bob is probably chasing females again!1
Hi Bob!1
The humans have been looking for you, they get worried too easily.1
What's up?1
Wow! He's got it bad! Real bad! I never thought I'd see the day!1
Don't you have any memory of your parents?1
%USERNAME% let's go and talk to Gertrude! Perhaps she knows who Bob's parents are!1
Come on! We can help Bob!1
We don't have time for this, Bob could be in trouble! Tell her to get on with it.1
I do hope you're joking. These claws are real you know, none of your bronze nonsense.1
Ask Gertrude if she knows anything.1
I'll explain later!1
Yes, please help!1
Hiss!1
Don't tell him you're doing his chores!1
Part of the cat-human relationship is to let them believe they are in control.1
Well done, that's all the chores finished!1
Now what?!1
Nothing, I bet!1
I guess you're right, there is the Apothecary in Varrock.1
I have a few suggestions!1
Theres something wrong with his head!1
Indeed! Bob should be back by now, let's go find him.1
This guy is unbelievable!1