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A thousand greetings, sir.53
A dragon scimitar? A DRAGON scimitar?24
The banana-brained nitwits who make them would never dream of selling any to me.24
Seriously, you'll be a monkey's uncle before you'll ever hold a dragon scimitar.24
Perhaps you'd like to take a look at my stock?22
No way, man!17
A thousand greetings, madam.17
No way, lady!7
Thank you.6
Yes, certainly. I deal in scimitars.4
He is a dangerous man.3
Although he does not appear to be dangerous, he has brought several men to this town who have threatened me and several others.3
One man even threatened me with a hammer, saying that when he set up his smithy, my shoddy workmanship would be revealed!3
Oh, I am quite confident in the quality of my work...as will you be if you take a look at my wares.3
Would you like to see them?3
Can't say as I've seen him... I'm sure if he's been to Al-Kharid recently someone around here will have though.1