I stuck my neck out for an old friend.52
Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.50
Can't I rest in peace?27
My name is Edward Cranium.23
No, but could you screw a handle into the top of my head?23
Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts!23
What now?21
Not any more...20
Har har...20
Because I used to be able to do a handstand for over an hour while juggling cannon balls with my feet...18
Yep. Now I can barely roll my eyes...16
Will you ever leave me alone?16
Don't even suggest it!15
Let's leave it for now.13
If I try really hard I might be able to will myself deader...12